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Carbonear Canadiens
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Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:36 pm

Two guys are camping out in the Muskokas, sitting around a fire at night and relaxing.

Suddenly one of them sits bolt upright and shouts "DAMMIT! The Leafs lost!"

His friend, impressed with his friends psychic ability asked "How do you know?"

His friend replied, "It's after 10:00pm."
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Carbonear Canadiens
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Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:47 pm

The Toronto Maple Leafs announced today that the entire contents of their trophy case has been stolen. Police are on the lookout for a man carrying a blue and white carpet.

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Why did Vesa Toskala interrupt two people having sex? He wanted to know what it felt like to stop someone from scoring.

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Two friends die in a car accident during a terrible snow storm. They arrive in Hell and the Devil begins their punishment by turning up the heat very high. But the two friends are not in any pain, in fact they appear happy. The Devil asks why are they happy and they respond that they are from Canada and it's nice to be around warm weather. The Devil turns the heat even higher, still nothing. He then decides to lower the temperature in Hell as much as possible, thinking that the two friends could not bear such coldness. Instead he finds them happier than ever and jumping for joy. "It's freezing here!", says the Devil "Why are you two so happy??" One of the friends replies, "Hell just froze over! The Leafs won the Stanley Cup!"

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Q: Why is it good to have a Toronto Maple Leafs player as a passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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Why are the Maple Leafs like a bad bank? No checking, no savings, and definitely no interest!

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Bryan Burke was caught kicking a cigarette machine. When asked why, he replied " l'm looking for Players"
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Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:27 pm

:lol: :lol:
2011 Herder Champions
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Go Cats Go!


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Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:07 am

Q: Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
A: It’s the only way the Stanley Cup will EVER be in Toronto

Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Finals?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs

Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell ‘Jesus Christ’.

Q. How do you keep the Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

Q: What do the Canadiens have that the Maple Leafs don’t ?
A: Colour photographs of the cup.
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